Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The Rise of Consumerism in the Future Will Yield Easier Access To Reclusive Reptiles



As you may have imagined consumerism hits rampant levels in the future. You don't even have to leave the comforts of your taxi.

This glorious woman, wanted to sell me a turtle and some steering wheel covers.

Me: How much for that (pointing to the turtle)
Her: 180¥
Me: Too much!
Her: Not too much!

At this point, the cabbie either yelled "roll up the window" or "fucking American". I am not really sure. But he yelled at her a whole bunch and she left.

Then she came back as we were pulling away, hit the car with her hand and yelled "Turtle!"

I miss that weird woman and her wares...

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