Friday, August 15, 2008

How to Strengthen International Relations in a Cute and Cuddly Manner.



In the days past, which were lived before you lived them, as part of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, there was the debut of a new game. This game took place outside of the Boxing Gymnasium and was exclusive to ticket holders prior to the main event.

It was named "Who Wants a Piece of Jingjing the Panda?".

The most fierce of all the Beijing mascots. The Game started out with great international gesture of peace and goodwill, a picture with Jingjing.

Then the game slowly turned dark. I wasn't permitted to turn the camera back on, until the massacre had be properly cleaned up. But you can bet Jingjing ripped that guy's arm off for poking him in the eye during the picture session.

And being the gentleman that he is, Jingjing spared this woman.



The same cannot be said for this woman, who could not be identified.



As an enjoyed finale, Jingjing took on the entire crowd at once. I threw him a cheap shot in the neck and pushed some children to get out of his way.

Once inside, some dudes fought in the ring for a while. Go Jingjing!

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