Monday, July 14, 2008

Fight the Urge to Punt the Small Fuzzy Dogs.



In the future, small dogs run wild and fend for themselves through non-violent means. The easiest way of dealing with these ankle biters is by ALWAYS carrying a large bag of mutton properly seasoned with caraway and molasses.

They sense that you want to punt them. Do not think about punting them.

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